My current country crush

Ok, so I promise I did not set up this blog to merely talk about country music all the time.

And I do listen to other types of music, I promise!

This is just my favorite.

On my drive back from Othello today I listened to a CD that I used to have on repeat for hours on end.

Three Chord Country and American Rock and Roll by Keith Anderson is honestly good from beginning to end, in my opinion.

Some favorites:

Pickin’ Wildflowers –

Why I love it: it has some secretly naughty lyrics.
“Hey Daisy, don’t worry ’bout your Mama,
Like 007 we can keep it covert.
Undercover on the ground by the water,
Gonna get a little peace….on Earth.”
HAHA.
Peace….or piece?

XXL

Why I love it: it is just funny. Plus, Tommy Lee plays a doctor in the music video.

Stick It
Why I love it: I know it is about cheating but it is so funny. I shouldn’t laugh, as he is doing something wrong. But I can’t help it.
*don’t have a video, but here are the lyrics*
Red lipstick on my blue collar,
An’ her number in Maybelline black eye liner,
Written on a napkin in my back pocket.
She found it right there right before she washed it.
Well, I started back-steppin’, stumblin’, stutterin’,
Tellin’ her where I’d been and how she was just a friend.
She said, “You know I know that ain’t the truth,
But if that’s the story you’re stickin’ to…
Well, you can stick it where the sun don’t shine.”

Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride
Right back to that waterin’ hole,
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo’s gold.
Gonna suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light.
Gonna take my sorry behind,
And stick it, where the sun don’t shine.
And have me a good time!

Got a call from Woodrow,
“Hey bro, your wardrobe’s throwed all over the lawn.
There’s a lot of black smoke comin’ from your bass boat,
An’ your old lady’s cussin’ and a-carryin’ on.”
So I told Woodrow, “Put her on the cell phone.”
He said, “I can’t, bro, she’s got me in a choke hold.
Doin’ that Tai Bo, I think she broke my elbow.”
“Hello? Woodrow? Hello?
Oh is that you, baby? Do whaaaaaaaaat?”

She said, “stick it where the sun don’t shine.”
Gonna take her advice and hitch me a ride
Right back to that waterin’ hole,
Where the cold beer flows and the Cuervo’s gold.
Gonna suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light.
Gonna take my sorry behind,
And stick it, where the sun don’t shine.
And have me a good time!

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