So the g-rents were watching some western and/or Hallmark movie recently and there were two characters getting married. When they were filling out the marriage certificate, they had to list their profession.
The man listed cattleman or whatnot, but the woman – 21 years old- had her profession listed as “spinster.”
So…naturally gpa asked me, a 23-year-old, what that would make me, if 21 was the qualifier for spinsterhood.
I thought about it and replied:
“Destined to die alone?”
He laughed, looked at me and said:
“You better get a cat.”
And then went back to watching TV.