Watching United States of Tara and I came across a delightful quote.
Gay neighbor Ted is lamenting to Tara’s husband Max the fact his crepe batter is turning out terribly.
Max: you guys know there’s a tornado watch right now, right?
Ted: I know. Our plan was to smother these in Nutella and cuddle our way through the storm. But the only things we can cover these with drippy things with are disappointment and critique.